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Life on the Bottom

I enjoyed a short-lived career on the bottom. My college boyfriend’s family lived in a duplex on Park Avenue, where we’d often slip away on weekends. Meals were rich and plentiful — foie gras, profiteroles, double magnums of Riesling, etc. — all of which I eagerly imbibed. Following one such decadent feast my freshman year, when we were still very much in the honeymoon phase of our first gay relationship, Dan and I retired to his bedroom and got to work. For weeks we’d been easing into penetration with me on the bottom, but the pain had proven prohibitive. Also at verb was acute paranoia of involuntary defecation, something I’d been assured was a common, yet unwarranted, concern of bottoms.

Presumably though, most surveyed hadn’t recently gorged on three helpings of fattened goose liver. It’s hard to look someone in the eye after shitting their childhood bed — let alone date them for seven more years afterward — but that’s exactly what happened. What didn’t happen — and hasn’t since, really — was me back on the bottom.

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Looking after your assets: everything you need to know about maintaining a happy, healthy ass

By Emen8, updated 11 months ago in Sex and dating / Sex

Anal sex. It’s probably not a deeply explored topic in the standard birds-and-bees chat.

But just like the rest of your sexy bits, your anus offers a whole wonderful world to explore, and the mechanics are just the beginning. Bottoming can be one of the most intense, intimate, vulnerable and mind-blowing things you can do with another guy. Or it can be average, uncomfortable, embarrassing and very unsatisfying.

The difference can be as simple as arming yourself with the right information — and, as always, we’ve got your back(side). Read on for the hot take on maintaining a happy, healthy ass, and how to use it for the best sex of your life.

1. Get to know the basic anatomy

As you can observe from the handy diagram, this area involves several special muscles and sphincters. It sits right behind your prostate and the rest of your sex anatomy, which is why it feels so good when your buddy is inside you. It’

DEAR READERS: I’m off this week. To tide all of your hot and/or kinky and/or sore asses over, here’s a column I wrote 15 years ago. Some newer readers might’ve missed this column when it originally appeared—some of you who were still in grade academy, diapers, or amniotic sacs back in 1998—so I’m rerunning it now because I still receive questions about “gerbiling” on a daily basis.


QWe were having a little office debate about “gerbiling.” How does it work? Do all gay men do this? Does Richard Gere? Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Is it the scratching or the execute of killing an animal that gets people off? Why? Can’t this cause serious damage? What gives? —Curious Coworkers

AEvery noun, my mail contains at least three questions about “gerbiling.” In the eight years I’ve been writing this column, I possess never addressed the gerbil issue, but now, this week and this week only, I am breaking my silence. Clip and save this column, for I will neve

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